Saturday, October 2, 2004Night GamesPenn State +15 108.00 to win 100.00 (This already gone off) Colorado State -2.5 160.00 to win 150.00 Oregon -2.5 185.00 to win 150.00 Ohio State/NorthWestern total over 45 118.00 to win 100.00 Rice/San Jose State total points under 49.5 105.00 to win 100.00 UTEP -6.5 62.00 to win 50.00 Tulsa +10.5 116.00 100.00 North Texas 2nd Half +2 55 to win 50 Texas A&M 2nd Half -0.5 50 to win 50 posted @ 07:44 PM CST [link] Fade away part 2 Okay getting schooled. No time to stop though. UCLA -5.5 105 to win 100 Ohio +14 128 to win 125 Middle Tenn +3 105 to win 100 UAB + 3 107 to win 100 ucla -3 1st half 52 to win 50 Ohio +7 1st half 52 to win 50 Middle ten + 1 54 to win 50 Uab + 0.5 52 to win 50 Maybe one more later. Good luck, Larry Chan posted @ 06:04 PM CST [link] Dear Rutgers, Please Die. That my friends is a bad beat for the ages. You're getting a touchdown, Your team is winning with less than 4 minutes. Your golden right. Oh how things never change. Rutgers proceeds to let the Cuse march the field and score a touchy. No big deal right, Still covering by 3.5 points have the ball, around 2:00 minutes left and if Cuse get's the ball back on downs, they'll just kneel it. Fab. Well imagine that; the excuse for a program Rutgers proceeds to get 800 penalties and then go for it on their own 3 yard line on 4th and 26. Turning the ball over for a easy punch in and a 10 point deficit. Why don't you go ahead and fumble the f...ing kickoff to make sure your little bastards make money. Makes me ill. Think I'm going to go piss in a light socket. Buffalo +7.5 124 to win 100 Washington +14.5 210 to win 200 Wash ML +553 20 to win 110 Think this Stanford game may be the biggest trap of all time. I've been cruising around the internet to every retard site I can find, and I've found one guy that likes Washington. That's it. That's like 876 on Stanford and 1 on Washington. Computer says it could be a close game. I'll bite. Stick it, Larry Chan posted @ 03:18 PM CST [link] Snot Rockets Starting to think Natasha knows nothing about totals. LSU +3 106 to win 100 UTAH ST over 38 105 to win 100 Still waiting for a number to appera on a 4:00 CST game. Be back in a minute. Go Go Gadget, Larry Chan posted @ 02:29 PM CST [link] Buy Back Okay bought back some of the Texas Tech bet. So I have Texas Tech +28 108 to win 100 Oklahoma -25 78 to win 75 Keeping Boilers. Purdue -2 107 to win 100 Also may try to get out of the Virginia Tech game at half-time if the opportunity is there. posted @ 11:22 AM CST [link] Damn Engines. Go ahead, eff with me about the New Mexico pick; it may or may not have stunk like Madonna's crotch, and while you're at it, why don't you give me a lecture on "how I bet too many games". Suck it. Florida State Under 52 60 to win 60 Wake/NC State under 44 50 to win 50 Michigan State +7.5 85 to win 75 Michigan State/Iowa Under 41 54 to win 50 Arkansas +7.5 76 to win 75 Rutgers + 7 120 to win 100 Baylor/T-sips Under 55.5 52 to win 50 Virginia Tech -3 113 to win 100 Illinois +15 104 to win 100 Houston +14 46 to win 40 UL Monroe 163 to win 150 Also have a Franklin on Tech + 28 and Purdue -2 but not sure I like either and may go for the middle on one and the bail on the other. Either way Natasha the fabulous sports betting computer is running her mouth way too much this week. As this is only the morning games. I’m going to pass out until the games start, can’t stare at the computer screen any longer. Be back with more fades before 2:30. Take that you fock’n prostitutes, Larry Chan posted @ 06:04 AM CST [link] Friday, October 1, 2004Friday Night LightsWell kids, Natasha was right about the Middies, but just barely. Squeeking out a win on the leg of a kicker that suffers from seizures is not my idea of easy money. If you haven't noticed, I've lost my mind and named my sports handicapping computer. Her name is now Natasha, and she likes her new name as she was tired of me calling her stupid bitch (happens every time she spit out a terrible pick). Plus you can't talk to something 80 hours a week, and not know it's name. Maybe next I'll name my TV. I like to call him ignorant bastard. No I don't need Prozac; why do you ask? Enough rambling. Stupid bitch likes a game tomorrow. And this one is lining up rather nicely. Utah is fab. Undefeated, kicking ass and taking names. Beat the Falcons, beat the Wildcats, and stomped the ass end out of a pair of Aggies. Everybody loves them some Utes. Umm, I don't. Think it'll be a game. However, I'm not sold on the Lobos passing game, as what Oregon State did to them is really scary. But the Lobos defense should keep them in this game. Basically I have them getting out gained by just a couple of yards. So the 10 points sounds juicy. I'll bite. Plus consensus is way up there on the Ute's. Not to mention, this is what I like to call the easy measy can I have my money back pleasy game (usually happens on late Saturday night). Let's analyze, Wednesday, Marshall, big public favorite only laying a touchdown, appeases the masses with an eight point win. Joe moron bettor, loves him some Uconn on thursday, I mean come on Pitt almost lost to the Purple Palladins of Furman, Right? Another easy winner. Joe moron bettor now is up more before Friday than he has been up all year. He's now playing with the houses money, confidence is high and he's going to get all of last weeks losses back in one fail swoop. Utah looks too good to be true. Hey jackass, look around the lamb in front of you, that might be a slaughter house. New Mexico + 10 127 to win 120 New Mexico ML + 350 20 to win 70 Bueno Lucko Bitcho, Larry Chano posted @ 01:01 AM CST [link] Thursday, September 30, 2004Probably going to take it in the arse like last night87 Turnovers might make you lose by more than 7. Don't like the line move at all so cutting down size of play. Navy + 2 66 to win 60. posted @ 06:23 PM CST [link] Wednesday, September 29, 2004Humpday FootballWell after a little more research going to go ahead and play one Tonight. Everybody and their dog loves Marshall who only lost to Ohio State and Georgia by a couple. Of course they are going to destroy the lowly Redhawks. I got some swamp land on ebay cheap too. Miami Ohio +7 99 to win 90 posted @ 05:55 PM CST [link] Tuesday, September 28, 2004How bout them Cowboys.Wow it is tough living in Dallas and hating the Cowboys as much as I do. Nice pass interference call to help the over though. Threw down a few bones on some early Saturday plays, but not going to post them until I'm sure I'm keeping them. Might have a play on Thursday but I doubt it, definitely going to have a play on Friday. Now on to a totally different subject, the Roy Jones fight last saturday. Now I know boxing is dirty as a Bangkok hooker with the claps, but I have never seen anything like what happened on Saturday. If you get a chance to watch that disgraceful attack on the integrity of boxing, please do. Roy Jones looking into the crowd every round to see when he's supposed to take the dive. Right into the camera. Not even trying to hide it. Then right before the ninth round, he looks over his shoulder, and shakes his head "Yes", not once but twice. Then guess what happens during the ninth round? You guessed it, he gets knocked out by a weak ass right to the head. Now luckily I don't bet on fights where the line is over -450, as I figure 15% to 20% of all fights are crooked in some way making them a looser in the long run. But I do know some people that bet Jones large. Now I know I'm the king of gambling conspiracy theories, and even when I think the fix is in, I never really know. But this one will open your eyes. Good news, there should be some value betting against that Johnson stiff the next time he gets in the ring. I'm no boxing expert, but I'm pretty sure Tarver will beat his ass. Well that is unless that one is fixed too. Oh how the sweet science has turned into the crooked chemistry. Starting Bankroll 3371.84 Sunday/Monday 2-0 + 150 Ending Bankroll 3521.84 Get it Get it Get it Girl. Larry Chan Out. posted @ 12:42 AM CST [link] Sunday, September 26, 2004Sunday HangoverWell not exactly how I'd script it, but managed to grind out a very nice profit for the day as most of the big plays cashed. Should have unloaded on that New Mexico game, but that is one downfall of being a contrarian handicapper as when Vegas does screw the pooch and put out a line that is just flat wrong, you assume it's a trap as everybody and their dog is on it also. I was on the wrong end of alot of line moves by waiting until Saturday morning to make bets. I'm updating computer tonight so may a few of next weeks plays tonight or tomorrow. Now for the plays. This afternoon Raiders ML 88 to win 50 Monday Night Cowboys Over 35 117 to win 100 Starting Bankroll 3080.84 Saturday 10-9 +291.00 Ending Bankroll 3371.84 Good Luck, Larry Chan posted @ 01:13 PM CST [link] |
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